Woof! Yes not much has changed in almost ten years…I still play this trick, of looking like the cutest cretin on the Globe called Earth, with my slipper toy these days mind you…wonder what happened to blue disemboweled Ted?
I thought I woof grace you with a Woof W(p)oem this week…
I’m White, I’m Fluffy
My Mum’s a tad stuffy
She’s alway yelling ‘enough-y’
I just Woof, She’s funny!
I’m the Boss, the Brat, the Git
Yet I know Mummy loves me to bits
I’m curious, I’m cunning, my antics incorrigible
I make Mummy furious and she thinks I’m horrible!
Then she sees me, slipper in mouth
All of a sudden she no longer shouts.